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Ever see a dog when they look guilty of something? In his latest book Hy Conrad explores the world of dogs living in the human world. His creative stories will have even the harshest dog critic laughing. What can these dogs be hiding from their humans? Join us a Hy Conrad shares how the inspiration for his book actually began with a blog and how it turned into much more.

Please join us for the giveaway at the bottom of the post. 


About Hy Conrad

Best known for his work in mysteries, Hy was one of the original writers for the groundbreaking series, Monk.  He worked on the show for all eight seasons, the final two as Co-Executive Producer, and received three Edgar Nominations from the Mystery Writers of America for “Best TV Series.”

In a related project, Hy was Executive Producer and head writer of Little Monk, a series of short films featuring Adrian Monk as a ten-year-old.  His latest TV work was as writer and Consulting Producer for White Collar.

Hy is also the author of hundreds of short stories and ten books of short whodunits, which have been sold around the world in fourteen languages.  Hy’s first full-length comedy/mystery play, Home Exchange, premiered at the Waterfront Playhouse in Key West in May 2012.  And, in a different vein, he recently authored a humor book called Things Your Dog Doesn’t Want You to Know.

Hy was just awarded the honor of taking over the novel series based on the TV show Monk.  His first book, Mr. Monk Helps Himself, will be released in July 2013.

Hy splits his time among Key West, Vermont and New York City.

 Guest Post

The most exhilarating part of writing, for us at least, is the idea.

In this case, the idea came in the form of a title.  We were watching the late evening news and commercial after commercial came on the air advertising books like “Things The FBI Doesn’t Want You to Know” and “Things the Banks Don’t Want You to Know.”  There was a seemingly endless number of things we weren’t supposed to know.

I turned to Jeff and said, “Sure, what about something really useful like ‘Things Your Dog Doesn’t Want You to Know.’”  And that’s how the book got started.

 Like many humor books these days, this one began as a blog.  We started posting on the most obvious topics: “What We Do When You’re Gone” or “Sticking My Head Out The Car Window.”  

The initial idea was to keep them generic, in a sort of Everydog persona.  But we soon realized that the humor was in the specifics.  It was funnier if the dog had a real personality, and even funnier if we invented a variety of “dog bloggers” with radically different personalities.

For inspiration, we used Nelson and Charlie, our miniature Schnauzers, and spent a lot of time at the local dog park, mostly observing the humans, who always seemed clueless about their dogs’ behavior.  If that wasn’t grist for a humor book…

 A few weeks after we started, the site garnered enough attention to get a publisher calling.  That’s when the fun really began.

We wound up creating eleven dogs, from tiny and obnoxious (Tinkerbell, author of “My Life in Your Purse”) to large and dumb (Axelrod, author of “The Reason I Ate the Sofa”).   And we gave each dog an arc, which is a writerly term for “all the little stories add up to something.”  For example, Sarge is a German Shepherd and a working dog.  In each of his stories, he gets a new job and it always winds up being a disaster.  By the time Sarge tells his tenth story, he has finally been adopted by a great family.  But he still thinks it’s a job, and this one he doesn’t want to lose.

The blog morphed into a website called and it’s still up and running with new content all the time.  And if you submit a question about your own dog’s behavior, one of our 11 dog experts will answer it (in a humorous way, of course).



Things Your Dog Doesn’t Want You To Know Giveaway

Dogs Rule Cats Drool is having a Giveaway for the book, Things Your Dog Doesn’t Want You To Know.  This giveaway begins on Wednesday, February 06, 2013 and ends on Wednesday, February 20, 2013. One winner will be selected to receive this book. U.S. addresses only.

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