(Will you take the picture already, I have to guard the yard.)
Hey, my name is Spencer and let me tell you it’s no fun being surrounded by so many females. First Tasha and then that pesty cat. Tasha thinks she owns my yard and that cat is so slick rubbing it in that she lives inside while we are subject to all the elements. I was the first dog here and had the yard all to myself for 2 years before those females showed up.
I am a yellow Labrador Retriever and I am 4 years old. I have a very honorable job of guarding the yard and keeping intruders away and I can bark at whoever I hear. I don’t have time to play games like that immature Tasha as I always need to be alert and listening for sounds.
As for that cat, she’s a pain in the ass, but I try not to let it bother me and I refuse to bark at her. Let mom and dad get mad at Tasha for barking at the cat and then for once I will get praised for being the good dog.